I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Come share oat with me in your robe
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I party with great urgency now.
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