I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
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When did angry sex become our thing?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did