Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
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He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
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He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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