i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
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Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
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