I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
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Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
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Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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