after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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