So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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