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I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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