there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
