I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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