I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I love you.
Bad choice
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