worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
he was CRYING into my vagina
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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