She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
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I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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