She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
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So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
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Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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