Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
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i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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