See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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