my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
