im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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