i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
How's work?
Spinning.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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