think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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