after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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