she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
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Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
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How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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