Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
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you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
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Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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