Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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