i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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