It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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