Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
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