That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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