What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
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The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
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You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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