i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
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I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
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Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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