WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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