it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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