Its about making memories worth repressing
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
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that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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