Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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