Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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