That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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