After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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