After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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