If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
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And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
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Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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