so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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