He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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