they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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