You work out of a Hotel?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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