WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
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I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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