Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
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He just called me juicy booty via text message.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
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Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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