Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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