Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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