When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I just googled if crying burns calories
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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