I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
This house was built for laser tag.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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