She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
there is glitter all over my balls
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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