Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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