your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
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