I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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