I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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