Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
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Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
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Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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