I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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