There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
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Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
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You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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